Life, love, stress and setbacks

I kissed him passionately, I even wanted to bruise him, so that he would not be able to forget me. Françoise Sagan, Bonjour Tristesse (via khalu)

Don’t judge a smoothie by its color.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Albert Einstein (via quote-book)

u call me a loser?? ill have u know i can smoke 3 weeds in 2 minutes. thats 1.5wpm (weed per minute)

don’t ask for forgiveness and then do something to make me regret forgiving you…